TPS Cayce Project- ''He's Beyond Pissed'' Scene XD

The Cayce Nicobar Project: TPS x Cayce - ''He's Beyond Pissed'' Scene

         As he walked up to Cayce, Remedy turned to her and patted his hand hard onto her head.

         "Oh heyyyy!!" he laughed as he ruffled her hair. "Get the gist of ridin'?"

         Cayce paused for a moment with a look of disgust before throwing her hands up in defeat. Starting to walk away. She was so done... with both him... and most likely Jean as well...

         Remedy laughed as she began to walk away. For someone who was a total asshole in the first place, he proudly put his hands on his hips in victory of taking Jean's bike, as well as his girl, and happily turned to Jean who had already made his may back. "H-"

         Jean turned to him in his helmet.....

         ... and paused...

         Remedy stared with a smile on his face only for Jean to stand completely still... staring.... the visor of his helmet dark....

         "I'm going home!" Cayce proclaimed, throwing her hands again.

         Remedy stopped smiling as Jean seemed to get stiffer in his position.

       
           "Jean Don't! not worth it!" and she kept walking.

         Jean kept his stance..... glaring at him. On the side of the town main road... motorcycles aside... metal shattered amongst the ground.

         "I'd run Remedy!".... and walking.

         Remedy began to feel nervous as Jean literally had no movement to him.... he was furious.

         "Eheh, heheh... heh?" as he shuffled half an inch backwards.

         Jean stayed still...

         "Like," Cayce began, "now."

         Remedy couldn't help to feel that Jean was dead for he hadn't moved a millimeter as he glared upon him. For that... he stepped a step to the left... then the right/

         His helmet followed.

         "...nooop," as he became even more concerned.

         "Run the other way... NOT... towards him," Cayce told him. She kept on walking, stepping over a ridge in the sidewalk as she made her way home. Not too far, Remedy heard her loud and clear.

         "He's just standing here," he said with concern.

         "Yeah so? Run."

         Remedy paused... observing Jean before deciding to take a step back.

         Jean moved... 0... mm.

         "What the hell???"

         For someone who had known Jean for a week and a half now... Cayce had a clue. "He is beyond pissed," she said casually..." so run." And was probably the most legit person there at the moment.

         Following orders, practically the only way out Remedy ran the other direction. However he only made it about thirty feet... before stopping... and turning back.

         And seeing that Jean hadn't moved at all.

         He was by Cayce now... yet still felt like prey out in the middle of a vast landscape with nowhere to run... or hide... or do anything to get away.

         "Keep going," she encouraged... and she kept walking. Remedy followed her backwards until stopping once again.

         "But," he gestured," but he's not even movin'"... is an attempt to get better assistance.

         Cayce kept casually walking anyway, "Yea well when he does you want a head start."

         Remedy paused before a panic attack hit him like a train.

         "What do you mean "head start!??!?"" Remedy turned to walk aside her as he began to freak out.  He pointed back desperately. "That guys inhuman!!!!"

         They kept their casual stroll...

         "Yeah take all the advantage you can get."

         "What. The. HELL--- did you make him INTO!?!?"

         "Wasn't me," she told him. She paused as she thought deeper. "...he... did it to himself."

         "Nooooooooooooeeww, I've done this before and he beat my a-!..." but then he stopped as he stopped walking. "...What?"

         Cayce looked over her shoulder a second after he halted... she looked with faint curiosity, "...why'd you stop?"

         Remedy shrugged as if it was a joke and he shuffled, then he tensed and pointed "he's not moving!!" And he tensed even more. "I'm Freaking out!!"

         Cayce's expression changed and there was more conspicuous confusion.

         "What?" she looked back to Jean. "... Huh?"

         He grabbed her shoulders, then let go as she walked out of his grip. He watched with concern as she walked up to him.

         Jean was still unmoving.

         "...?"

         Remedy backed off a little for Jean's visor glare was still in his direction. "...O___O?"

         Cayce waved a hand in front of Jean's visor....

         In another attempt to truly believe he was dead, Remedy jumped to the right only for Jean's visor to follow. Remedy paused stiffly... "aw naw that's just horrifying," and he lowered his hand from the gesture.

         Cayce grabbed Jean's helmet... and slowly

         ... lifted it off of his head. "...?"

         Remedy tensed.

         Jean kept his furious glare to Remedy.

         No one....

         ... takes his Sunshine.

         And he seemed to get slightly stiffer.

         Cayce waved a hand in front of Jean's face as Remedy jumped to the left and his glare followed.

         "Okay dude,"  Remedy gestured for Jean to "calm down", "you're creepin' me out," and he laughed nervously under his breath.

         "....Jean?" Cayce looked into Jean's face with an expression of concern.

         "Oh fuck he is so pissed," Remedy whined.

         He really was that furious.... but Remedy, slowly, had the guts to walk a few feet forward. Yet Jean still remained motionless aside from his defiant stare.

         She poked his cheek "you... still in there?" she asked. Cayce lifted her finger off and looked with closer observation as Jean kept his defiant stare.

         "Dude... I'm sorry."

         ... only made him twitch his brow.

         Cayce poked his cheek again.... "did you go brain dead or something?" she observe closer.

         "Dude if you wanna kill me do it now," he laughed nervously. He swore to himself her was going to breakdown crying from the intimidation as he slowly walked to the far left and Jean's head just turned.

         "...Okay I'm concerned now he has said nothing." Cayce observed him a little hared before turning her right side to Remedy. "... Why don't you poke him see what happens?"

         Remedy smiled, "eheh... that's a good one."

         Jean furrowed his brow just slightly as he kept glaring..

         Remedy became more and more unsettled as  he began to realize the truth behind her words. With total insecurity, he talked softer and gestured as he shuffled uncomfortably, "...y-y-y-you want me to heh, touch, your uh, heh... body...guard.. guy?"

         Cayce sagged her shoulders as she smiled back at him, "oh you thought I was kidding how funny."

         He tilted his head like he was confused.

         "Just poke him."

         Cayce watched as the thought of poking him turned Remedy to an even more unsettled state. "What's the worst that'll happen,"  she "teased" sincerely, "you'll lose a finger."

         Remedy looked from Jean.... then at the bikes... and then at Jean... swearing he's gonna cry but keeps it together. However in an attempt to impress his lady he began to walk towards Jean, only for her to make him pause.

         "Actually do you have a pen?" she asked casually.

         Remedy stopped from twenty-five feet away... "uh................................................................... yes?"

         "Can I see it?"

         Remedy looked at her confusingly as he took a dark blue pen from his black sweater and tossed it to her from his position anyway. I have no fucking idea what's going on....

         Cayce caught it and uncapped, "thanks," she said simply; and she turned back to Jean.

         Remedy raised a brow as he observed. "...wha-?"

         He cut himself off and tensed as he watched Cayce bring it close to Jean's face. He didn't flinch, even as she drew a smiley face on his cheek. He kept his glare to Remedy; she wasn't the

         "Like that's supposed to help," he cursed.

         Cayce shrugged as she removed the pen," hm.... I thought it would make him move."

         "It just makes him seem more fuckin' dedicated!!" he yelled. Remedy gestured angrily to Jean as he still stood unmoving. "What did you do!!??"

         "Okay well back to you poking him."

         "He's so in l-... oh hell naw!" Remedy took a step back, defending his own.

         "Oh Come ooon," she encouraged, "for all we know he might just collapse."

         "This is the most terrifying thing ever," he told himself. Remedy looked at Cayce, then the scene, and then back at Jean with the most puzzled look ever. "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE; PLAYED... with... GLITTER?!?!?!?"

         Cayce tilted her head to him.

         "THAT!?"

         "Actually it's kind of funny," she told him.

         "RIGHT THERE!"

         "Hmm?"

         "That... th-th-that..... piece of hunky metal right there???!??!!" Remedy observed Jean's tall structure dressed in black with a thick leather jacket. At a height of 6'2", he stood a well height above both him and Cayce. Jean's soft black hair blue lightly, his electric blue eyes staring him down.

         Cayce looked back and up at Jean, "...?". observing.

         "He's like fuckin iron man!" he gestured again, "Look at him!" Remedy observed him again. "He's just waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiting for me to poke him!"

         "Oh come on don't be a wuss," Cayce smiled back at him.

         "WHY!??!?!? He...-!"

         "Cause I want to know what'll happen?"

         "Likes?!.... YOU!???," he shouted as he pointed at her. He raised a brow unbelievingly as his gaze switched quickly between the two of them.

         "Yeup."

         "THAT!!!???"

         "Yeup."

         "That right there, that terrifying thing?"

         "Yeup....."

         There was a moment of silence as Remedy took it in uneasily.

         "Now poke him."

         "Oh god," Remedy stood straight up and eyed Jean.

         To show him that Jean was..."harmless" she drew a flower on his other cheek. "See he's not even flinching.... So poke him."

         Remedy took a moment to think before walking quickly towards them; at the last ten feet he jumped, now landing five feet away. Jean-Paul, still unmoving, still glared with an angered look on his face.

         Cayce looked at Remedy, justifying, "...okay.... well you got closer to him that's good."

         Remedy looked at her, and then back at Jean again.

         "Now... poke.... him."

         "Oh god I'm gonna cry," Remedy whined. As slow as he could but in order to still make progress, Remedy slowly put out his finger.

         "....?"

         "Eeehhhh?" After a moment or two Remedy was now a foot away from his face.

         Jean kept his glare, slightly lowering his brow as he got closer and closer; eyeing his finger and Remedy himself back and forth occasionally. Then glaring into his eyes as he made his way to a measly five inches away. Finally Cayce just grabbed Remedy's hand and forced him to poke the flower on Jean's left cheek. 'Rem' pulled his hand away.

         "AAAAHH!?" he yelled. He defended his face as he prepared to be hit. He peeked through his fingers...

         Jean hadn't moved.

         Cayce eyed Jean before taking Remedy's hand again and holding his palm to the same cheek only to gain no response. Jean just glared harder as Remedy got even more uncomfortable. Cayce let his hand go.

         "Now what?" she asked.

         Jean glared even harder as Remedy took his hand away.

         "Oh..." Remedy smiled slightly, "look at that."

         Cayce lowered her brow... "...well that was anticlimactic."

         Remedy poked his cheek with an attitude. "H-!"

         WHAM!!

         "A-!"

         "PFFTT!!" Cayce laughed and put her fist to her lips to stop herself from any more ,"...never mind."

         "..aaaaahhhh!!" Rem grabbed his face as he rolled on the ground, eventually sitting up "oh my god my face!!!"

         Jean leaned up from the punch and stood back aside Cayce. He looked down at her, relaxed, and then looked back at Remedy with monotone satisfaction. Cayce looked down at Remedy, not noticing that Jean adjusted himself closer to her...

         "Meh," she teased, "if anything it looks better."

         And Remedy glared up at her through the hands on his face.


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